MINNIE & ME
Not many people know that I have a twin. Though we were not birthed together from the same womb, Minnie arrived at home more or less the same day I did. I don't know where she comes from, but I'd like to imagine that she was an unwanted child whom Momma found under a bridge or near the dumpster.
We are not exactly identical, but we do have some similarities (according to Momma, at least).
All I see are ears, and they're not even mine!
We have this sort of love-hate relationship. Sometimes, at night while I'm being nursed to sleep, Momma will take Minnie & let her have some too. She'd say, she loves Minnie becoz Minnie is good & obedient, unlike me who likes to talk back & undermine her authority.
When Momma goes to sleep before me & duracell bunny-me is still wide awake & having a helluva time on the big people's bed, I'd go over to Minnie & kick her off the bed & throw jeers at her. Abah usually becomes the witness of this act of physical abuse & thinks it's just a normal & amusing bedtime antics.
Everyday when I wake up, she'll be there next to me. She'll always be awake before me & stares at me with those big eyes & curly lashes.
Sometimes, when I'm in the mood, I'll give her a morning kiss. She usually doesn't complain about my milk breath. Sayang, sayang, Minnie...
But most of the time, being the rough & rumble kinda gal, Minnie usually falls victim to my kicks & punches.
Take that, and that, and that! That's payback for making Momma dress me like you!
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6 googoogaagaa:
your twin is bigger than you! and still you can karate, tae kwan do, and silat gayung her eh? poor thing.
Minnie staring at you in the morning when you wake up ... doesn't that freak you out? I think Minnie needs some mousy-lovin'!
Therefore, Nunu, your next task would be to look for Minnie's long lost boyfriend. I hear his name is Mickey and he lives at 1 Disney Road, Disneytown, 12345, Republic of Disneyland.
that is one gigantic doll!
violentnyer nunu...hehe.
mama sarah, my twin is inanimate one! dats why lah!
booboo, she used to freak me when i was little, but not anymore! What u say? boyfriend? where is this disneyland, anyway?
uncle mynn, she's huge alright! warm & fuzzy too. 2 things i like abt her, but her grin gives me the creeps sometimes.
aunty, i watch too much TNA hehe
Ya! She has a boyfriend! In Disneyland, which is like ... errr ... very far away. Must take plane. Cannot take car. Unless your momma's car can fly!
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